CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you?
You want me! YOU WANT ME!

LADY: No chocolate, I do not want you, 
for after pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.

"Ah," said the CHOCOLATE, " think of the rich SILKY pleasure as I touch your LIPS."

"Think of the dark, velvet SWEETNESS as I melt on you tongue"

"Think of the surge of HAPPINESS as I dissolve inside you and we become ONE."

"Eat me and I'll tell noone. Eat me! EAT ME!"

"No CHOCOLATE," said the LADY."I do not need you,for the weight you put onto my THIGHS, my WAIST and my BOTTOM is not worth the satisfaction of the eating."

"That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY 
EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the 
REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?" said the CHOCOLATE, shedding a single tear.

And the LADY's heart went out to the CHOCOLATE,"  No, chocolate. I would not do that."

And the CHOCOLATE REPLIED,"Thank you."

(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure)

And when the LADY finished eating the CHOCOLATE, she felt a sense of WARMTH and HAPPINESS she has never felt before.

Henceforth, let all ladies know that it is not THEY who need CHOCOLATE for happiness. It is CHOCOLATE that needs THEM.

And tt's it..XD...Happy Chinese New Year to all and I'll leave this song that i found behind..enjoy..=P